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Silksong truly was 2025’s GOTY.  For all the wrong reasons.
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Silksong truly was 2025’s GOTY. For all the wrong reasons.

March 22, 2026
The Switch 2 is Nintendo’s first Sony console
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The Switch 2 is Nintendo’s first Sony console

August 29, 2025
Tears of the Kingdom should be impossible.  Reviewing it is.
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Tears of the Kingdom should be impossible. Reviewing it is.

October 14, 2023
I Didn’t Know That I Needed A Short Hike
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I Didn’t Know That I Needed A Short Hike

October 4, 2022
“Repetitive gameplay” is an astonishingly stupid criticism.
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“Repetitive gameplay” is an astonishingly stupid criticism.

August 26, 2019

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  • At least 2020 lacked dumb Metroid hot-takes.
    December 29, 2020
    eviltw1n

    At least 2020 lacked dumb Metroid hot-takes.

    You don’t need a yearly retrospective, do you? I’m not here to write one. 2020 has been a malignant, joy-sucking farce for pretty much everyone. It’s been a slog that undermined every good moment; hence the dearth of any content here. It’s hard to write as if gaming is of stupendous importance when we’ve all… (Cont.)

  • The Original Final Fantasy 7 Still Has Something To Say
    April 7, 2020
    eviltw1n

    The Original Final Fantasy 7 Still Has Something To Say

    It doesn’t take rose-colored glasses to see that Final Fantasy VII stands up. (Cont.)

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  • Symphony of the Night is still the most ambitious game you’ll play this year.

    Symphony of the Night is still the most ambitious game you’ll play this year.

    Never meet your heroes. I had avoided it, but not because I had thought it would let me down.  No, I knew Symphony of the Night would be interesting.  Games… (Cont.)

  • Okami can’t stop being Game of the Year

    Okami can’t stop being Game of the Year

    There you are, sitting at the edge of a cliff, the cherry blossoms freshly in bloom.  You should know – you brought them back to life.  The mountainous terrain is… (Cont.)

  • Paladins is the kind of garbage you eat.

    Paladins is the kind of garbage you eat.

    You know how this works.  You grab from both sides, then gently tug at the bag.  Its previously sealed top opens like the pursed lips of some drunk, whose breath… (Cont.)

  • Hollow Be Thy Name – Hollow Knight Review

    Hollow Be Thy Name – Hollow Knight Review

    “Metroidvania” is a bit of a misguided portmanteau. Distill the essence, and you fundamentally have “Super Metroid, but (fill in the blank).” -Symphony of the Night is “Super Metroid, but… (Cont.)

  • Living in the Future

    Living in the Future

    Two years ago, I met a friend. It was kind of surreal. I’d known them for years up to that point, but it’s always a little bit of a jolt… (Cont.)

  • Gaming – A Wasted Youth?

    Gaming – A Wasted Youth?

    Gaming gave me a sedative for loneliness during my youth, keeping me from ever getting desperate enough to seek normal friendships and ask girls out on dates. The few times… (Cont.)

  • Join Discord, Play Some Nintendo Switch Games With Us

    Join Discord, Play Some Nintendo Switch Games With Us

    Hello everyone, We don’t know if you know, but Discord is a revelation for gamers. This writer didn’t know this himself, until he got curious about the Discord communities for… (Cont.)

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