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Silksong truly was 2025’s GOTY.  For all the wrong reasons.
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Silksong truly was 2025’s GOTY. For all the wrong reasons.

March 22, 2026
The Switch 2 is Nintendo’s first Sony console
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The Switch 2 is Nintendo’s first Sony console

August 29, 2025
Tears of the Kingdom should be impossible.  Reviewing it is.
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Tears of the Kingdom should be impossible. Reviewing it is.

October 14, 2023
I Didn’t Know That I Needed A Short Hike
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I Didn’t Know That I Needed A Short Hike

October 4, 2022
“Repetitive gameplay” is an astonishingly stupid criticism.
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“Repetitive gameplay” is an astonishingly stupid criticism.

August 26, 2019

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  • The best game I played in 2018 was the best game I played most other years.
    December 31, 2018
    eviltw1n

    The best game I played in 2018 was the best game I played most other years.

    The dish changes, depending on where you go.  The essentials – rice, perhaps onions, and a spice like saffron or turmeric doubling as a coloring agent – mostly do not.  Its partners in crime could be sweet or savory, a curry or a meat, a revolving door to other worlds of morphing flavors.  But I… (Cont.)

  • Monolith Soft is figuring it out the hard way.
    November 19, 2018
    eviltw1n

    Monolith Soft is figuring it out the hard way.

    I once took lessons from a great musician, in my journey to learning how to play a guitar worth a damn.  He had the ability to pick up anything with six strings and put your jaw on the floor within 20 seconds.  Like clockwork, as I visited every Wednesday at 6:30 after dinner, he’d improvise… (Cont.)

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  • Symphony of the Night is still the most ambitious game you’ll play this year.

    Symphony of the Night is still the most ambitious game you’ll play this year.

    Never meet your heroes. I had avoided it, but not because I had thought it would let me down.  No, I knew Symphony of the Night would be interesting.  Games… (Cont.)

  • Okami can’t stop being Game of the Year

    Okami can’t stop being Game of the Year

    There you are, sitting at the edge of a cliff, the cherry blossoms freshly in bloom.  You should know – you brought them back to life.  The mountainous terrain is… (Cont.)

  • Paladins is the kind of garbage you eat.

    Paladins is the kind of garbage you eat.

    You know how this works.  You grab from both sides, then gently tug at the bag.  Its previously sealed top opens like the pursed lips of some drunk, whose breath… (Cont.)

  • Hollow Be Thy Name – Hollow Knight Review

    Hollow Be Thy Name – Hollow Knight Review

    “Metroidvania” is a bit of a misguided portmanteau. Distill the essence, and you fundamentally have “Super Metroid, but (fill in the blank).” -Symphony of the Night is “Super Metroid, but… (Cont.)

  • Living in the Future

    Living in the Future

    Two years ago, I met a friend. It was kind of surreal. I’d known them for years up to that point, but it’s always a little bit of a jolt… (Cont.)

  • Gaming – A Wasted Youth?

    Gaming – A Wasted Youth?

    Gaming gave me a sedative for loneliness during my youth, keeping me from ever getting desperate enough to seek normal friendships and ask girls out on dates. The few times… (Cont.)

  • Join Discord, Play Some Nintendo Switch Games With Us

    Join Discord, Play Some Nintendo Switch Games With Us

    Hello everyone, We don’t know if you know, but Discord is a revelation for gamers. This writer didn’t know this himself, until he got curious about the Discord communities for… (Cont.)

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