• Paladins is the kind of garbage you eat.

    Paladins is the kind of garbage you eat.

    You know how this works.  You grab from both sides, then gently tug at the bag.  Its previously sealed top opens like the pursed lips of some drunk, whose breath had been held while waiting on a punchline they weren’t sure was coming.  A great exhale whooshes outward.  Now the scent wafts through the air… (Cont.)

  • Hollow Be Thy Name – Hollow Knight Review

    Hollow Be Thy Name – Hollow Knight Review

    “Metroidvania” is a bit of a misguided portmanteau. Distill the essence, and you fundamentally have “Super Metroid, but (fill in the blank).” -Symphony of the Night is “Super Metroid, but in Dracula’s castle.” -Cave Story is “Super Metroid, but in a floating island.” -Shadow Complex is “Super Metroid, but as a bad 90s action movie.”… (Cont.)