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Silksong truly was 2025’s GOTY.  For all the wrong reasons.
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Silksong truly was 2025’s GOTY. For all the wrong reasons.

March 22, 2026
The Switch 2 is Nintendo’s first Sony console
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The Switch 2 is Nintendo’s first Sony console

August 29, 2025
Tears of the Kingdom should be impossible.  Reviewing it is.
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Tears of the Kingdom should be impossible. Reviewing it is.

October 14, 2023
I Didn’t Know That I Needed A Short Hike
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I Didn’t Know That I Needed A Short Hike

October 4, 2022
“Repetitive gameplay” is an astonishingly stupid criticism.
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“Repetitive gameplay” is an astonishingly stupid criticism.

August 26, 2019

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  • Symphony of the Night is still the most ambitious game you’ll play this year.
    October 29, 2018
    eviltw1n

    Symphony of the Night is still the most ambitious game you’ll play this year.

    Never meet your heroes. I had avoided it, but not because I had thought it would let me down.  No, I knew Symphony of the Night would be interesting.  Games of this stature don’t get their status by merely being decent.  I was more afraid that I’d meet my hero, appreciate it on an academic… (Cont.)

  • Okami can’t stop being Game of the Year
    October 15, 2018
    eviltw1n

    Okami can’t stop being Game of the Year

    There you are, sitting at the edge of a cliff, the cherry blossoms freshly in bloom.  You should know – you brought them back to life.  The mountainous terrain is intermittently sharpened like a knife, then smoothed like a polished jewel; the wind above is less a line and more of a suggestion of where… (Cont.)

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  • In 2020, we should learn from the Great Age of Dumb Hot Takes

    In 2020, we should learn from the Great Age of Dumb Hot Takes

    How do you sum up a decade of gaming?  Lists of the “10 Best” (fill in the blank)?  A long, elaborate write-up of the greatest thing you played?  Wistfully recalling… (Cont.)

  • “Repetitive gameplay” is an astonishingly stupid criticism.

    “Repetitive gameplay” is an astonishingly stupid criticism.

    Videogame development is a complex beast, done by boffins who ideally understand the intricacies of both modern technology and the psychology of how humans play.  Gaming, as a pastime and… (Cont.)

  • Go download the Oninaki demo.  Thank me later.

    Go download the Oninaki demo. Thank me later.

    Tokyo RPG Factory has had an unenviable task – replicating the golden age of RPGs.  It has proven an impossibility, of course, as nostalgia is a non-renewable resource. For the… (Cont.)

  • The 5 Best Shoot-Em-Ups on Switch

    The 5 Best Shoot-Em-Ups on Switch

    Usually, I hate best-of lists.  And to be perfectly upfront, I expect this list to bend and morph as the years wear on, as the Switch has become a heaven… (Cont.)

  • Reggie Levels Up – Lamer Gamers Podcast episode 2

    Reggie Levels Up – Lamer Gamers Podcast episode 2

    Rowdy5000 and simplyTravis talk about the latest Nintendo Direct, their recently played games, and say farewell to Reggie Fils-Aime! (Cont.)

  • Travis Strikes Again is Suda’s Best Game.  Kinda.

    Travis Strikes Again is Suda’s Best Game. Kinda.

    How do you judge a game made by someone who makes games that aren’t really that good?  And what if they make their games kinda rough on purpose? Welcome to… (Cont.)

  • Gear.Club Unlimited 2: Review

    Gear.Club Unlimited 2: Review

    The following review is by our good friend, Goodtwin, who gained his online handle by kicking my butt in GoldenEye on Wii.  He’s an adept Monster Hunter, user of target… (Cont.)

  • This holiday, destroy your family in Smash Bros – Lamer Gamers Podcast episode 1

    This holiday, destroy your family in Smash Bros – Lamer Gamers Podcast episode 1

    In this first episode, the Lamer Gamers talk about upcoming 2019 game releases, the best/worst controllers, and Fortnite stealing dance moves. We end with the weekly segment “How to Survive”… (Cont.)

  • The best game I played in 2018 was the best game I played most other years.

    The best game I played in 2018 was the best game I played most other years.

    The dish changes, depending on where you go.  The essentials – rice, perhaps onions, and a spice like saffron or turmeric doubling as a coloring agent – mostly do not. … (Cont.)

  • Monolith Soft is figuring it out the hard way.

    Monolith Soft is figuring it out the hard way.

    I once took lessons from a great musician, in my journey to learning how to play a guitar worth a damn.  He had the ability to pick up anything with… (Cont.)

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