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Silksong truly was 2025’s GOTY.  For all the wrong reasons.
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Silksong truly was 2025’s GOTY. For all the wrong reasons.

March 22, 2026
The Switch 2 is Nintendo’s first Sony console
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The Switch 2 is Nintendo’s first Sony console

August 29, 2025
Tears of the Kingdom should be impossible.  Reviewing it is.
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Tears of the Kingdom should be impossible. Reviewing it is.

October 14, 2023
I Didn’t Know That I Needed A Short Hike
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I Didn’t Know That I Needed A Short Hike

October 4, 2022
“Repetitive gameplay” is an astonishingly stupid criticism.
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“Repetitive gameplay” is an astonishingly stupid criticism.

August 26, 2019

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  • In 2020, we should learn from the Great Age of Dumb Hot Takes
    January 6, 2020
    eviltw1n

    In 2020, we should learn from the Great Age of Dumb Hot Takes

    How do you sum up a decade of gaming?ย  Lists of the “10 Best” (fill in the blank)?ย  A long, elaborate write-up of the greatest thing you played?ย  Wistfully recalling how it felt to unbox your favorite piece of tech? I suppose those are all viable.ย  But when I look back at the past decade,… (Cont.)

  • “Repetitive gameplay” is an astonishingly stupid criticism.
    August 26, 2019
    eviltw1n

    “Repetitive gameplay” is an astonishingly stupid criticism.

    Videogame development is a complex beast, done by boffins who ideally understand the intricacies of both modern technology and the psychology of how humans play.ย  Gaming, as a pastime and hobby, though, is a simple, reliable experience.ย  You press buttons.ย  Sometimes you make a gesture.ย  It is that perspicuous conceit that has made it geek… (Cont.)

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  • Splatoon on WiiU was all I wanted a shooter to be.

    Splatoon on WiiU was all I wanted a shooter to be.

    You had to be there. Almost a decade ago, on a dead-man-walking console, no one was expecting the most fun shooter of modern times. That it was created by a… (Cont.)

  • Tears of the Kingdom should be impossible.  Reviewing it is.

    Tears of the Kingdom should be impossible. Reviewing it is.

    Every time I sit down to write about Tears of the Kingdom, the game either subtly morphs on me, or my opinion shifts from a new discovery. It’s a maddening… (Cont.)

  • I Didn’t Know That I Needed A Short Hike

    I Didn’t Know That I Needed A Short Hike

    Once in awhile, a game comes along that provides you with an adventure that you didn’t necessarily want, but needed. It isn’t so much a breath of fresh air, nor… (Cont.)

  • A Requiem for Nintendo Enthusiast

    A Requiem for Nintendo Enthusiast

    It didn’t have to be this way. Not really. Even with dozens of bad decisions that drove the whole enterprise into the ditch, there still could have been something to… (Cont.)

  • Metroid Dread’s Delicate Dance

    Metroid Dread’s Delicate Dance

    In Kurt Vonnegut’s “Cat’s Cradle,” the semi-satirical religion of Bokonism hits a bit too close to the bone. Vonnegut invented words to encapsulate terms and situations, much in the way… (Cont.)

  • The Peculiar Computing of a Pandemic

    The Peculiar Computing of a Pandemic

    Being mostly a Nintendo gamer, it’s been an odd time, watching the Switch’s success get put into overdrive-on-Pixie-Sticks-and-amphetamines through the pandemic. It’s been a sort of heat-check for Kyoto –… (Cont.)

  • By gawd, Metroid Dread exists.  No thanks to you, Internet.

    By gawd, Metroid Dread exists. No thanks to you, Internet.

    Handing out winners and losers for E3 seems like an antiquated idea. But…when Nintendo brings Zelda, an exclusive Atlus JRPG, two Advance War remakes, and one of the great missing… (Cont.)

  • Enjoy Monster Hunter’s big moment.  It was never guaranteed.

    Enjoy Monster Hunter’s big moment. It was never guaranteed.

    It’s easy to take this all for granted. Here we are, in 2021, with arguably the most Japanese videogame series in the industry taking a victory lap on Nintendo hardware… (Cont.)

  • At least 2020 lacked dumb Metroid hot-takes.

    At least 2020 lacked dumb Metroid hot-takes.

    You don’t need a yearly retrospective, do you? I’m not here to write one. 2020 has been a malignant, joy-sucking farce for pretty much everyone. It’s been a slog that… (Cont.)

  • The Original Final Fantasy 7 Still Has Something To Say

    The Original Final Fantasy 7 Still Has Something To Say

    It doesn’t take rose-colored glasses to see that Final Fantasy VII stands up. (Cont.)

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